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F.O.O.L.'s.... are you one?
Posted on Monday, August 17, 2009 at 10:35 AM by Robby Roberts
Welcome to the "Followers Of Obama Liberals" (better known as F.O.O.L's) As a F.O.O.L. you are expected to give everything you make to the government without question and accept whatever services they choose to provide you without question.
Please say the F.O.O.L Oath with me.....
"I love you,
You Love me,
Let's
screw over our economy.
With a great big chunk of my taxes given free.
Won't
you please support me?"
F.O.O.L's are not allowed to think for themselves. The government knows better how to spend your money, what kind of car you should drive, how your healthcare should be handled, and what foods you should/should not eat.
F.O.O.L's are not allowed to go fishing to feed themselves. If a F.O.O.L does go fishing, he is expected to give all of his/her fish to President of the local F.O.O.L Chapter and have him divide the fish evenly among all members. It does not matter if the other members like or want fish, they will be given their fair share
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The above is written as parody. However, it's NOT funny at all. Simply because, too many fool's voted for a man to run our country because of his personailty, or the color of his skin, NOT based on his political record.
Before anyone calls me racist, let me ask you this. Did you vote for Obama because he was black? Then you are just as racist as people that voted against him because he was black. Pot, meet kettle.... I voted against him based on his history in politics, his own words & his stand on key issues. I could have cared less about his skin color!
Do you really want the Government deciding what's best for you? For your health? Do you LIKE going to the DMV? Do you LIKE going to the Social Security office?? Health care does need reform, but the government has never proven themselves capable of running anything effectively.
Picture the D.O.T. work crews, always running behind, over budget, more supervisors than workers... you know the image. Now, THOSE GUYS will be running the health care system! THINK ABOUT IT!
As for the fish. Here's how it breaks down. Let's say
I go fishing with 2 of my buddies, Joe and Jim. I catch my limit of 6
trout, Jim Catches 3, but Joe caught NONE (Mainly because he goofed off
and didn't even try!). It's dinner time, and we agreed that dinner would
be what we caught during the day. Meaning, I get 6 fried trout, Jim
get's 3, but Joe is sittiing there with an empty plate. HOW does the
situation progress??
Socialists, like Obama, would look at it like this: I am a bad person for having 6 fish on my plate. It does not matter that I took the time to find the best fishing hole or that I worked hard to catch them. No, in their eyes, 6 fish are more than I need. Since there are 3 of us, and 9 fish, it's only fair for them to take 3 fish off my plate, give them to Joe who did nothing all day and say we are all even.
Conservatives would leave it to ME to look at my friend and choose to say "Hey Joe, want some fish" and let me give him as much as I want to. Both cases, we all wind up with 3 fish. But, in this case, I was allowed to decide for myself where MY FISH that I EARNED went to. Yes, there is that chance that I could be greedy and Joe could do without supper. Guess what.... That's Joe's problem and maybe sitting there, his tummy growling, watching me and Jim enjoy our fish will motivate him to go catch some of his own.
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll never go hungry again.
Don't like that? Think about an Easter Egg Hunt. If your child finds more eggs than another child, do you punish them for it? Do you take the eggs from them? IF you hide 50 eggs, and have 5 kids, but only 4 hunting them, do you tell the 4 kids they are only allowed to find 10 eggs each? And do you tell them that, if they find anymore, they have to put them in the basket of the kid sitting on the porch doing nothing? That's how a Socialist Easter Egg hunt works.
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